Which incarnation of Kylie are you?
I'm not dead or dying. Distracted or distant. And I'm definately NOT having a sex change! Crazy people think I am but I'm not. If I seem that way... well whatever, see what you want. I'm fine, fully functioning in every area. (although I won't be next week) Don't anyone dare to patronise me. I'm not shagging my enemy just to feel. Or slicing myself open. So until those happen, don't worry.
*goes to type*