This post has two points, both under cuts.
First, a pic I left out of the last post.
The other day mum got some paint and spilled it on the floor. I believe the trail away from it is Rhys'.
Second, a fic kink meme, from apiphile (speaking of fic, I'll go back to it soon). Here it is, while I watch Frasier and plot fic.
+ = yay
- = nay
/ = indifferent
? = never encountered
Anal on Males (+) Duh, it's hot!
Anal on Females (+) Depends on the pairing, cause I'm real fussy bout girls
Breasts (+ or /) Again, it depends on who they're on. Jay with tits=sex!
Frot (?) I've heard of it but...
Breast Expansion (/) I guess you mean surgery or stuff *shrugs*
Weight Gain (+) Recently, I've had sex dreams with it. I blame watching that film. Feederism ftw!
Bondage (+) Of course! It's sexful! Who could resist a pretty bound boy!
Clothing (/) I... don't really care. Although some can be hot.
Half-dressed/naked (/) It cabe good... I guess. Naked is always good.
Leather (+) It can be hot *nods* Although I often tend to say it's faux-leather
Stockings (/) I dun really care
Shoes/Boots (-/+) shoes... meh. But boots, like Mieky Way's dom boots=hot sexytimes. And bootlicking's hot too.
Corset (+) Depends who they're on. Especially hot on boys
Suit and Tie (/) I don't really care, but if they had a reason to be I guess it's ok (or you're a certain little Welsh teaboy :()
Muscle, Male (+) If it's like... .Jay type muscles. Or, you know, general instrument playing type muscle. Muscle guys, like six packs and shit are freaky
Muscle, Female (+) Same as above. lesbian!Jay=sex
Herm (+) If you mean hermaphrodites, fuck yes. They're really hot. Same with she-males and that.
Cub/Shota (/) It can be good if done well. Or if the pairing's good.
Baby/Diaper (+) Yes! Why is there not more infantilism? I guess liking it is connected to my scat festish too
Retard/Clueless/Bimbo (/) *shrugs*
Klutz (/) Same as above
Power-play (+) It can be so very hot depending on the pairing/situation
Pushy subs (+) Again, can be so hot
Sub doms (+) It... can be hot I guess. So hot
Innocence (/) Not to bothered
First timers (/) It can be done well, but mostly it ends up overly fluffy and gentle
Skilled/know what the fuck they're doing (/) Can be hot, but most people don't. However, if it's a skilled kink (ie cbt) then knowing what you're doing is good.
Servant/Master (+) If coupled with other kinks
Drunk (+) Drunkfic is pretty much any Bullet fic. If it ends with pissing all the better
Transformation (/) Depends what into.
Macro/Micro (/) Never read, not interested
Impregnation (/) Not to bothered unless it's tentacle babies!
Pregnancy (/) Again, not fussed
Lactation (+) If it's male it's very hot and I've meant to fic it for ages!
Anal Vore (/) I don't understand how you could really. Unless you mean the cheeks
Soul Vore (-) Explain how? Like a succbus or something maybe?
Cock Vore (+) YES! I want!
Standard Soft Vore (+) Though how can it be soft
Standard Hard Vore (+) I want like woah
Paw/Foot (+) Toe sucking/foot licking is hot
Hands (+) Some people have sexy hands. Like Dan Whitesides
Incest (+) Cause twins fucking is always hot
Clonecest (/) It can be hot, depending on the clones. The world doesn't need two Pete Wentz's! It can barely handle one!
Yuri (F/F) (+) Depends on the girls though
Yaoi (M/M) (+) Depends on the guys
Hetero (M/F) (+) Depends on the pairing
Bi (+) See above
Girly Boys (+) If it's well done and they're girly anyway
Butch Girls (+) Lesbian!Jay should ALWAYS be butch. even though she'd probably be shy.
Femme Ladies (/) Depends on the girl I guess
Manly Dudes (-) Manly men do fuck all for me
Mind Control (-) Not bothered
Rape (/) Not fussed
Uniform (/) depends on the uniform
Orgy (+) Orgy's are guh! Isn't it obvious that so many bands are having orgys? Madina/The Used/The Blackout
Switchers (+) Yes! Can be so hot
Subbing/Domming (+) It can work and be so hot!
Biting (+) It can be hot
Weather/element play (?) Like... fucking in the rain? Fuck that,you'd catch a cold!
Solo Masturbation; Male (+) So hot! See last fic
Solo Masturbation; Female (+) Can be hot
Scat (+) YES YES FUCK YES! It's so hot and far too fucking underrated. Gimme now and I'll love you forever,.
Inflation (?) *shrug*
Fat/Pudge (+) SO HOT! Seee wayyyyyy above Feederism FTW!
Bony (/) If the person is bony
Tech (?) Huuh?
Watersports (+) Watersports is like scat. So much hotness and underrated!
Glasses (+) Jay in glasses is made of adorable. Glasses with cum=sex
Tentacles (+) WHy is there not more tentacle porn? It's sexfuls!
Oviposition (?) ...huh?
Masochism (+) It can be really hot. Uberly
Sadism (+) Same as above!
Gore/guro (+) Gore is like scat, there must be more!
Snuff (+) same as above! Guh killing
Hyper (?) ... huh?
Zoophilia (+) Depends on the animal though (and only if it's male and on top mostly)
Necrophilia (+) Necro is way hot, like snuff... one naturally leads to the other.
Bloodplay (+) Most of it is shitty.. .though it works best for vamps.
Electricity (/) I don't see the fasination.
Futanari (/) It depends who it is again. If it's a certain little bassist... fuck yeah
Pussyboys (/) See above!
Cross-dressing (+) Crossdressing is sex, simply as. Anyone doubts it, watch The Used's Pretty Handsome Awkward. Jepha in a dress is hot! Especially when it means he shows BALLS.
Oral (+) It can be hot, though rimming is better
Asphyxiation (/) I'm not fussed about it, though obviously certain people are *eyes Jepha's tatt*
Wet-look (+) It can be hot, especially if it's piss induced
Latex (/) Not too fussed by it to be honest.
Mud/Quicksand/etc (?) *blinks* Huh?
Tongues (+) YES! *eyes Jay's*
Sinking (?) ....huh?
Spooge (?) Meaning cum right? If it is, it's sefuls
Tickling (-) Not my thing
Pageboy haircuts (-) Huh?
Long hair/Male (+) it's hot! I mean, look at Padge!
Long hair/Female (+) Same
Short hair/Female (+) Depends how short though
Short hair/males (+) Same
Body Hair (+) it can be hot on certain people
Body paint (?) not too fussed
Plants (-) ... huh?
Guns (+) Especially if it includes insertion in certain holes
Toys (+) as in se toys? Yes!
Piercings (+) *eyes Jay's tongue piercing*
Vampirism (+) Vampirism can be hot. As in proper vamps, none of that sparkly vamp shit. I do believe though that religious shit wouldn't hurt them. I mean, why would it?
Tattoos (+) YES!
Roleplay (+) Can be hot
Cars/Motorcycles (-) I'm not too fussed
Dolls (-/+) As in real dolls? Eh. Boys made into dolls=sexfull
O-face (+) How's this a kink? It's hot though
Sex in public (+) Depends how public although if they're caught it's better!
Sexy old men (-) Eww
Professionalism / Corporate badassery (?) Not fussed
Unattractive/atypical people (+) yes!
Monsters/demons/scaryshit (?) Depends on the demons. I think zombies/pyramidhead/werewolves are hot!
Lepers/disease ridden/skin problems/etc (/) Eh, not fussed
Pony-play (+) Oh yes!
Voyeurism (+) Of course! I might do a performance one
That was longer then I expected!