We're owl exterminators (shadow_hive) wrote,
We're owl exterminators

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Let's rip out their entrails!

This was what I was meant to do for post earlier... d'oh!

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box,
then write the FIRST MOST AMUSING OR STRANGE definition it gives you.

1. Your name
When villagers in the Tibetan mountains found the dismembered limbs of their children littering the pathway to the summit, they knew only one animal could have been responsible.

Stuarts, a solitary, reclusive animal, are notoriously volatile, and should never be approached.

When not ripping children apart, they can be observed foraging in the shrubbery for their ancestory.

In order to prevent further attacks from Stuarts, the UN forces frequently drop air aid boxes of Pukka Pies and Bacardi rum near to their caves. The excessively hairy Stuarts are often spotted by mountaineering groups, eating voraciously.
"Why don't you learn some table manners? You're behaving like a Stuart".

2. Your age
A sexual position depicted through numbers (like 69); meaning doggystyle (could be used for anal sex as well).

3. The name of one of your friends
A hot, kind natured man, who would do anything to please. Generally smart, with a liking for sci-fi genre of film - aka Star Wars.

4. What should you be doing?
a kind of love that thats annoying as hell and makes you want to pull your hair out. It keeps you up and night, and it makes you think about the world entirely differently. Its a passion that is unlike any other. It overides everything in your life.

5. Your favorite color
an extreme case of horny-ness

6. Your birthplace
A little football team in the Midlands that hardly ever win and are managed by paul merson

7. The last person you talked to
a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell.

8. The last thing you had to drink
An excuse for little children to make money.

9. Your nickname
Stu is the name of a cocky bastard who has good reason to be cocky.
Girl "Stu why are you so cocky"
Stu "I am not cocky I am just confident"
Girl slides down Stu’s pants
Girl "Oh that’s why"
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