We're owl exterminators (shadow_hive) wrote,
We're owl exterminators

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Witness the light burn

You know how sometimes people on your friend's list post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think "Wait a minute? Since when are they working THERE? Since when are they dating HIM/HER? since when???" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you should already know? It happens to all of us sometimes. Please copy my response below, erase my answers, putting yours in their place, then post it in your journal! Please elaborate on the questions that would benefit from elaboration! One-word answers seldom help anyone out. :) Note: this is very long! but it does pretty much tell you everything you might possibly want to know. And if you want to ask anything you STILL want to know afterwards, go for it.

1. First Name:
Stuie (I hate my name Stuart, whenever anyone calls me that it feels like they're mad at me). My middle name's William (like the Beckett, though I hate it for the longest time cause I was bullied by a William at school). My last name's Archer.

2. Age:
21. Bah. Some days I feel older, some days younger. I'm not sure which is best.

3. Location:
I live in a teeny village called Cheslyn Hay. The nearest major town is Walsall, though if anyone asks I always use Birmingham as a reference point (cause most people have heard of it). This is all in the Midlands (though Cheslyn Hay straddles the border between the West Midlands and Staffordshire) in the Uk.

4. Occupation:
Nothing. Cause there's no fucking decent jobs! bah! I'm gonna see bout one at the local supermarket (not perfect but it's walking distance) tomorrow or Wednesday. I have considered writing properly, like a proper short story or novel. Every sumemr I keep meaning to.

5. Partner:
Mikeysaur. Though causa the stress of the last year the relationship often feels more like friendship. I'm ok with that till everything's settled, I'm not sure if he is. We met through slash (Mcfly slash) and... well. You know the rest.

6. Kids:
I've always wanted a kid. Maybe two, one of each. Someday. I've always said I'd donate sperm, which will at some point. I've also said that if one of my friends was unable to (for whatever reason) and really wanted one, they could have mine.

7.Baby names:
I've always wanted to be in charge of naming the girl (cause I suck at thinking up good boy names). I used to have a list somewhere. I rememeber it had names like Aurra, Padme, Akasha, Pandora and Zelda on it. I'd want the middles names to be Mary if it's a girl or Ronald if it's a boy, after my grandparents. I used to hate that tradition, but since they're practically gone now...

8. Brothers/Sisters:
I'm an only child. An accidental one at that. I half a half-brother somewhere at least, though we've never met.

9. Pets:
I have Dougie and Harry, the guinea pig boyfriends. Dougie's all sorts of colours, Harry's dark brown. There's also Solo, my cat and Danny (who's technically mum's) who's our poodle.

10. List the 3-5 biggest things going on in your life:
Right now they're all pretty stressful, cept the last one: trying to find a job, nan, mum being a bitch/not being a bitch, writing.

11. Where and for what did you go to school?
*blinks* That question's strangely worded....
Glenthorne was my primary school. Great Wryley High was my other one, were I got a coupla GCSE's (my highest was a BB in Double Science) and AS level. I went to Walsall College to do two year thing but it was shit and I never finished.

12. Parents:
I've never met my dad. I know only four things about him: He's Irish, he's drunk, he's Catholic and he was an asshole. So, I'm glad I never met him. Mum... well mum's normally very annoying, though she is emotional. Mostly it's anger but I know everything's been hard on her. Trouble is, she's too shouty at me for me to want to approach her about it (unless we're togetehr for some reason, ie father's day). We fight a lot.

13. Who are some of your closest friends?
I seem to go through cycles with friends. I have a tendancy to lose them (never by choice) every so often, necessitating a refresh. Right now (other then Mikey) I'd say my best friend's Claire. There's other pretty awesome people though. Like Darla, Angie, Donna, Mary-Clare, Morgan, Annie... Most likely I've missed someone cause I suck sometimes.
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