April 15th, 2007

Jay Cock!

I've got a theory

Please overlook this post if you know nothing about Zelda, you won't understand it otherwise.

I've been thinking a lot about the Wind Waker lately and I have a theory.

Before Hyrule is flooded by the goddessess, Ganon rises again, yet he goes unchallenged. Out of all the times he's come back, this is the only known time where he's risen and there's been no Link to save the world.

My theory is this: there was a Link that was meant to stop him. However, instead of failing to do so (which would've made him the weakest of all the Link's) he's corrupted instead. Either via torture or threats to those he cares about, he joins Ganon and becaomes evil: the first and only true dark Link. Of course, with Link by his side there's no one powerful enough to resist him (as almost all the games have shown, Link is frequently the only one that even tries).

Link was then also used much like Vader was used by Palpatine. He's sent off to kill all the surviving sages (presumably the ones shown as ghosts in The Wind Waker) and then Zelda. Presumably Link also did something about both the leaders of the other races (I've the image of him having a Ralis-like Zora as his pet) and the other spiritual beings.

With the destined hero evil and everyone else that stood a chance against him dead, the gods did the one thing they could do: flood the world and wait for the next Link.

It would explain why the Master Sword wouldn't be at full strength (tainted by dark Link) and why Ganon was finally deemed a threat enough for the gods to intervene.


Anyway, that's enough of that, I'm finishing the fic now cause I lost my inspiration but now it's back (apparently it only works in the am's).

How come 75% of the fic posted at mychemicalslash lately seem to have Frankie in the pairing, yet hardly any have Bob?
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Jay Cock!

The sparkle of your voice

Note to self: unplug the phone whenever doing things. Things including sleep, writing, showering and watching porn.

E-bay on how I love thee. they have tickets to Give It A Name for £20, but it's paypal only which is a problem as a: I have no paypal and no card, b: I can only pay by cheque and c: when I have money to pay, the auction will be over. Damnit! Also the lesser problem of it doesn't say if it'd be sitting or standing, but do I care? Nope.

Trouble is though (other then money) which day to go to? Shikari/Madina or The Used/Fightstar. It's verging on Madina's. Cause The Used should do a proper tour later this year (cause they haven't done one in all the time I've liked them) and so should Fightstar but Madina's less likely and Shikari's just had one.

It took the better part of yesterday to rid myself of block, then I only wrote two paragraphs and it returned. Why can't it leave me be? It does have a title now though, so yay. And the sex started. Gods it's a long standalone.

Today I spent an unnatural amount of time with mum. Mostly it was outside in the sun (which is evil) watching Dougie and Harry run around the lawn eating anything that was green. They're funny. Mum's weird and annoying. Also I got touchy about my weight. She said I must've put some on and it made me... I dunno. Tetchy I guess. I dunno why.

Ray sure does spend enough time molesting Mikey doesn't eh? he's almost as bad as his brother.

Poll voting cause there's a tie again. Sigh.

Yay for new Fightstar vid Though Charlie's eyebrows look HUGE.

Memey thing: Top fives! Give me a topic and I'll list my top 5 things.
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